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[RECENT FBI FILE PHOTO OF NOSTRADAMUS
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http://www.december2012endofworld.com/wp-content/uploads/nostradamus.jpg
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THE FALL OF THE BRIT'NY LIONS
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When the day is near that's filled with one's
A happy valley revolts against its favorite sons.
Little Boy Blue, such a horrifying sight
Oh, if he only kept his cheeks real tight
If not, we can ONLY WISH that he had 'The Runs'
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A VERY SPECIAL REPORT
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NEW YORK (Rueters) -- Fox News
has aired another exclusive interview
with the latest victim of the Penn State
sex scandal.
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Please make sure the kiddies are in the
other room or at least outside safely
playing in traffic.
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The victim's name obviously is not
being used. Instead, we'll refer to him
only as SA (for Sore Assh*le No. 9).
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"So, Mr. SA, you say that certain
professors at Penn State University
have been screwing you for almost
30 years?"
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"Yep!"
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"I understand that they didn't always
use Vaseline."
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"That's correct! Except for the time
a near-sighted professor used Crazy Glue."
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What can you tell us about the incident with
the Coke bottle?
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"OOOh! It was awful. Personally, I'd much
rather have had a Pepsi."
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http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a114_rectal.jpg
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"Oh, by the way, Mr. SA. What do you do
for a living?
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"Actually, I train animals, mostly teaching
them how to talk. I just happen to have a video
with me."
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http://www.syracuse.com/have-you-heard/index.ssf/2011/05/viral_video_of_the_day_ultimate_dog_tease.html
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"Okay! Okay! I'm sure we're all impressed . . .
But let's get back to the screwing you received
during your visits to the Penn State campus.
We understand that these vested-interest
turkeys made you the butt of many jokes.
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"I agree."
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"Why do you think they enjoyed socking it
to you?
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Mr. SA reaches to the floor, picks up a stack
of large photos and shows them to the nearest
camera.
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He then mumbles something about having
found "these mind-boggling fossils between
coal veins and says it blasts "the Living Crap
out of the bullshit theory of man's evolution."
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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[b]PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER[/b]
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Photo shows boulder after it was removed from
between anthracite veins from depth of some 250 feet.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour
of a human cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.,
identified dried blood in granules removed from
the inner surface of what bears a distinct
likeness to  a human cranium.
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ANOTHER PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," identified this fossil
as a petrified human calvarium (a human skull with
the eye-sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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The specimen also was tested by American Medical
Laboratories which reported -- in writing -- that
it Contains dried blood.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Well, that concludes this exclusive interview
with Ed Conrad -- Whoops, I mean SA -- and,
in closing, he agreed to let us show you his
picture but, obviously,  with his face blacked out.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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A shout can be heard coming from the Control Room:
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"HOLY SHIT!"
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