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Re: Just try this, it will work

#331
From: SSlVKor
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 00:00
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Go fuck yourself with your fucked up deals.

Thomas Mosher <simu.tom@why.net> wrote in article
<3286B3FF.2265@why.net>...
> Jay L. Sokolow wrote:
> > 
> > >Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.
> > >
> > > The Internet has grown tremendously. It doubles in size every 4
months.
> > > think about it. You see those 'Make.Money.Fast' posts more and more.
> > > That's ... because it WORKS !  So I thought, all those new users
might
> > > make it work. And I decided to try it out, a few months ago. 
Besides,
> > > whats $5.00, I spend more than that in the morning on my way to work
on
> > > coffee and cigs for the day. So I sent in my money and posted.
> > > Everyone was calling it a scam, but there are SO many new users from
> > > AOL, Netcom, etc. they will join in and make it work for you.
> > 
> > > Well, two weeks later, I began recieving bucks in the mail!  I
couldn't
> > > believe it! Not just a little, I mean big bucks!  At first only a few
> > > hundred dollars, then a week later, a couple of thousand, then BOOM.
By
> > > the end of the fourth week, I had recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came
> > > from all over the world. And every bit of it perfectly legal and on
the
> > > up and up. I've been able to pay off all my bills and still had
enough
> > > left over for a nice vacation for me and my family.
> > 
> > > Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well. 
Markus
> > > Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks. Dave Manning claims he
made
> > > $53,664 in the same amount of time. Dan Shepstone says it was only
> > > $17,000 for him. Do I know these folks? No, but when I read how they
> > > say they did it, it made sense to me. Enough sense that I'm taking a
> > > similar chance with $5 of my own bucks. Not a big chance, I
admit--but
> > > one with incredible potential, because $5 is all anyone ever invests
in
> > > this system. Period. That's all Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet
> > > their $5 netted them tens of thousands of dollars each, in a safe,
> > > legal, completely legitimate way. Here's how it works in 3 easy
steps:
> > 
> > >STEP 1.
> > 
> > >Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
pieces
> > >of paper along with the words: "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
(In
> > >this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone; you're paying
for
> > >a legitimate service.) Fold a $1 bill, money order, or bank note
inside
> > >each paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to the following five
> > >addresses:
> > 
> > > 1-  Fern Suarez
> > >     Mallorca 112
> > >     Hato Rey, P.R., USA, 00917
> > >
> > > 2-  Philippe
> > >     2104 De Mexico
> > >     Chomedey, Laval
> > >     Quebec, Canada
> > >     H7M 3C6
> > >
> > > 3-  Natalie Jansen
> > >     Lancveldlaan 18
> > >     5671 CN Nuenen
> > >     Holland
> > >
> > > 4-  Chad Collier
> > >     2785 Cold Springs Rd. #49
> > >     Placerville, CA  95667
> > 
> > > 5-  Steve Boltinghouse
> > >     1009 Bird St.
> > >     Hannibal, MO  63401
> > 
> > >STEP 2.
> > 
> > >    Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
> > >    other names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
> > >    Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.
> > 
> > >STEP 3.
> > 
> > >    Post the article to at least 250 newsgroups. There are at
> > >    least 19000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
> > >    Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can. Remember
> > >    the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
> > >    article and send you cash!
> > 
> > >STEP 4.
> > 
> > >    You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
> > >    returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the Internet is new
> > >    and huge. There is no way you can lose.
> > >
> > >    Now here is how and why this system works:
> > >
> > >    Out of every block of 250 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
> > >    Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
> > >    money orders, but real cash with your name at #5.
> > >
> > >    Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 250
> > >    additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings. On
> > >    average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
> > >    #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!
> > >
> > >    Now these 50 new people will make 250 postings each with your
> > >    name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
> > >    They make 250 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000
> > >    postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!
> > >
> > >    Finally, 5,000 people make 250 postings each with your name at
> > >    #1 and you get a return of $60,000 before your name drops off
> > >    the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 250
> > >    postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.
> > >
> > >    From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
> > >    you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.
> > 
> > >               The end result depends on you. You must follow through
> > >               and repost this article everywhere you can think of.
> > >               The more  postings you  make, the more cash ends up in
> > >               your mailbox. It's too easy and too cheap to pass up!!!
> > 
> > >    So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
> > >    works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
> > >    day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
> > >    every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
> > >    So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
> > >    fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it. Print this out
> > >    right now so you can refer back to this article easily. Try to
keep
> > >    an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
> > >    playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
> > 
> > >    If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
> > >    for real, then don't do it. But please print this article and pass
it
> > >    along to someone you know who really needs the bucks, and see
> > >    what happens.
> > 
> > >    REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
> > >    NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE BUCKS!
> > >    GOOD LUCK TO ALL, AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
> > >    WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!
> > 
> > >*** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
> > >with your name in the list and not sending the bucks to the people
> > >already included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this
> > >and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
> > >the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had
> > >over $10,000!
> > 
> > >               TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!!
> Nothing like an illegal chain letter...if this keeps up, in my spare
> time I'm going to make the Postal Inspector very busy.
> -- 
> Thomas Mosher
> simu.tom@why.net
> 
> 
> 
> 
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Subject: Re: Just try this, it will work
Date: 1996/11/12
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