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In article <blkD5M2CH.BpK@netcom.com>,
blk@netcom.com (Alan Bell) writes:

>"Vacuum Erection Device" by Mission Pharmacal Company for sale.
>According to the literature that comes with the instrument, "The
>VED is designed to produce an erection-like state, and makes the
>penis hard enough to penetrate the vagina and have sexual
>intercourse. It is intended for use by men who are impotent."
>
>The device was prescribed by a physician for my late father but (I
>believe) only used by him once. It is hand pump operated. The
>instruction book, registration card and case are all included.
>Although this performs the same function that do the vacuum pumps
>available in sex toy stores, you can tell from the instruction
>book that this was designed with sober medical personnel in mind.
>The machines in sex toy stores "get your dick hard." This one
>"makes your penis tumescent."
>
>Original cost was nearly $300. (See, I told you it was seen as a
>professional medical device.) Will sell for best offer. I'll wait
>a week or so for offers to come in, then choose the highest one.

You've gotta be f***ing kidding. Geez, got any hemmorhoid extractors
that your father may have used? I need one really bad....

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!