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Index Number: 26378

[This is from the Blink Talk Conference]

There has been some discussion here thus far about the singles scene,
and the prospects of those in this capacity seeking partners by way of
the echos.  I personally find this exciting.  While I cannot say that
matches are here and waiting, I do think those singles could benefit by
addressing their interests and needs here.  Should a match occur, then
what about the wedding.  We had Cindy Hallenbeck on the echo who was an
organist, and there may be others who could take that role.  But is
William Wilson reverent enough to conduct the service alone, or would
Gary Petraccaro assist?  Stu Turk can take charge of the photographers,
Ann Stalnaker will see that Willie gets to the church on time, Bonnie
Snyder will school the bridal party as to the correct procedures to
follow, Karen Winnett will be a soloist, and Isaac Obie will be the
technical co-ordinator.  The bridal line-up will consist of Barbara
Akin, Linda Iverson, Carol Ashland and Donna Siren for starters, each
supporting the bride of that occasion.  Hey, maybe they will all go
together.  Since Walter Siren may have the opportunity to give away his
daughter, Tandy Way would have to take the role of ceremonial master for
the banquet, and what a feast it will be.  Hey folks, this is a new
year, and a year full of hope.  Lets wish all the singles our best for
finding that somebody so special to them.  TTYL
Bill
P.S. - Stu Turk will also serve as father to the brides when and where
required, Wally Brown will play the pan pipes, Lynn Rosenberg will play
the piano for the singalong after the banquet, And for special touches,
we add the following.  First, the harness and handle for Sony and Barb's
dog (sorry, forgot its name) will be adorned with red flowers, the canes
of Linda and Donna will be trimmed with identical red flowers, roses
being my choice, Bad Bad Leroy Lab will have his harness trimmed with
black and white flowers in keeping with Willie's sincerity, Toby will
also have his harness and handle trimmed with flowers, and all others
involved will have flowers to wear in a place deemed most suitable for
the person.
After seeing  that Willie is at the front of the church, Ann will stand
at the rear to signal to each in the procession when they are to start
down the aisle.  I will be at the front to signal her and to quietly
give the commands of left, right and halt to each so that they do not
have to worry about counting paces.  My camera will be ready and working
at all times as well.  Gosh, talk about a long post script.  Lets go for
it!

... Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet.

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