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In the April 23rd issue of British scientific journal Lancet, Rita
Slopewin, contributing research author and professor of sociology at
Oxford University, unveiled startling news concerning the dramatic
rise of homosexuality among Britishers since 1720.  According to
professor Slopewin, who has conducted her study for the past five
years, more than 50% of English males are homosexual or considering
becoming homosexual.

"The startling rise in homosexuality is surprising," Dr. Slopewin
asserts, "and it's [homosexuality] is particularly evident among young
males in the 14 to 24 year age group."

Although Slopewin cannot explain this homosexual tidalwave sweeping
the country, she has noticed that British women have become alarmed. 
"I have been unable to find any decent sort of fellow," says one
discouraged twenty year old woman living in London who wishes to
remain anonymous.  "Men aren't interested except in other men."

"On a sunnier note," says Slopewin, "this phenomenon may well serve to
degrade current population to a more acceptable level."

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