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1 total messages Started by Susan Williams Fri, 17 Dec 2004 03:04
#A POINT ABOUT TERRORISM NO ONE IS WATCHING!
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Author: Susan Williams
Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 03:04
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Three terrorists were leisurely at home during dinner time getting
ready to implement a terror attack in New York City.  During that
time, one of them sat on a couch and turned on the TV for the evening
news while the rest of them were occupied with other things in the
same room.

TV news reporter:
The Department of Homeland Security has just released today
intelligence findings that indicate that terrorists are planning to
attack the New York City Ferry system that runs between Manhattan and
Staten Island.  Homeland Security has therefore declared that they
will have to raise the terror alert to yellow, and ...

[The terrorist watching the TV desperately beckons his fellow comrades
to come to the TV set, and they all gather to hear the rest.

After they have heard everything, the one first watching the TV said:]

Hey, we will have to right a thank you letter to President Bush for
alerting us that our actions are being tracked.  You know we will have
to change our plans now.  Iļæ½m so grateful for all the efforts this guy
does to prevent us from being incarcerated!

In His Grace,


Susan


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