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Re: 12 yr old handcuffed and arrested for eating French fries

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From: Geff King
Date: Sun, 19 Nov 2000 00:00
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In va.general Matthew T. Russotto <russotto@wanda.vf.pond.com> wrote:

> (yep, I've eaten on the Metro.  Didn't get caught, though.  Been
> really drunk on the Metro, too, and I'm sure I'm not the only one;
> will they arrest you if you get sick all over the rug?)

I don't think so, but at rush hour they will clear the whole car, and your
fellow commuters/victims will not like you very much.

Actually you don't have to get drunk to get sick on Metro. All you need to
do is eat something bad for breakfast and then be lucky enough to get you
a "jerk" motorman who moves the train down the track like a 16-year old
trying to learn how to drive a stick shift.

Gawd help you if you're a pregnant lady...
--
Geff King * mail gking@bookcase.com 
Why vote for the lesser of two evils? CTHULHU 2004 
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" 
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From: Geff King <gking@notes.bookcase.com>
Subject: Re: 12 yr old handcuffed and arrested for eating French fries
Date: 2000/11/19
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