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Re: 1973 v 2007 - Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

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From: jls
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:53
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On Feb 12, 6:58 pm, Jim <jim...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
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> God asked: "Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded
> thee that thou shouldest not eat?"
>
> Adam replied: "The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she
> gave me of the tree, and I did eat."
>
> God asked a simple question only requiring a simple yes or no.  
> man seeking to shift the blame from his own actions pointed at
> the woman to lay the blame on her as well as blaming God for
> having provided the woman.  
>
> "God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And
> the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat."

Cute little fairy tale, just as much a fiction as Chaucer's Canterbury
Tales.

Here's another view of it:

Wendell P. Bloyd
They first charged me with disorderly conduct,
There being no statute on blasphemy.
Later they locked me up as insane
Where I was beaten to death by a Catholic guard.
My offense was this:
I said God lied to Adam, and destined him
to lead the life of a fool,
Ignorant that there is evil in the world as well as good.
And when Adam outwitted God by eating the apple
And saw through the lie,
God drove him out of Eden to keep him from taking
The fruit of immortal life.
For Christ's sake, you sensible people,
Here's what God Himself says about it in the book of Genesis:
"And the Lord God said, behold the man
Is become as one of us" (a little envy, you see),
"To know good and evil" (The all-is-good lie exposed):
"And now lest he put forth his hand and take
Also of the tree of life and eat, and live forever:
Therefore the Lord God sent Him forth from the Garden of Eden."
(The reason I believe God crucified His Own Son
To get out of the wretched tangle is, because it
sounds just like Him).

-- Edgar Lee Masters, _Spoon River Anthology_
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From: "jls" <jls1016@bellsouth.net>
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Subject: Re: 1973 v 2007 - Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
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