With Woody The Woodchuck, You Ain't Gonna Win

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2 total messages Started by brojack77 Sat, 15 May 2004 17:44

#1640

Author: brojack77
Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:44

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You go huntin' Woody with a shotgun, he gets skittish at 100 yards and
goes into the burrow.  So today I'm a walkin' down the east fence row,
armed with nothing but tree pruners, and lo-and-behold, there's ol'
fat Woodrow at 40 feet .... 30 feet ... 20 feet, lookin' at me
curiously.  The frustration boiled over and I threw the damn pruners
at him.  Missed, naturally, and he casually entered the burrow.

It just ain't fair.

BroJack

Re: With Woody The Woodchuck, You Ain't Gonna Win

#1641

Author: Faye Ray
Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 21:21

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Bro, My little mother-in-law from the mountains of North Carolina loved
Woodchuck, stewed. She would hunt them with a shotgun or use her two
"Bench-leg Fiest" dogs to get them. (btw, we call them groundhogs down
here.) The two dogs would hunt them up and get them out of the burrow and
one on each end of the unfortunate animal, kill him. Then Mamaw would have
her favorite meal. faye



"brojack77@my-deja.com" <jackweso@email.msn.com> wrote in message
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> You go huntin' Woody with a shotgun, he gets skittish at 100 yards and
> goes into the burrow.  So today I'm a walkin' down the east fence row,
> armed with nothing but tree pruners, and lo-and-behold, there's ol'
> fat Woodrow at 40 feet .... 30 feet ... 20 feet, lookin' at me
> curiously.  The frustration boiled over and I threw the damn pruners
> at him.  Missed, naturally, and he casually entered the burrow.
>
> It just ain't fair.
>
> BroJack

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