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To those afraid you won't have what you need when taxfree's Big Exciting
Tax Revolt takes place, fear no more!

Listed below are some of the finest products available to those preparing
for the revolt and who have some extra money on hand because they, like
taxfree, don't have to pay taxes anymore.


PLUS! Order now and get 15 percent off!


1. Property flags and ribbon. Now that there's no more taxes, there aren't
any more streets, parks, schools, libraries, post offices etc. either.
These flags, which come 100 to a case, are ideal for marking off your new
property in areas previously owned by the government. The extra-sturdy
pole can be imbedded in the concrete of streets and sidewalks, but will
provide a firm hold in soft surfaces as well, such as playground sand. And
each case comes with 100 feet of ribbon bearing the message, "Cross this
line and die." $15.96 per case.


2. Automatic assault weapon with scope and laser. You'll be doing lots of
shooting when the tax revolt comes, mainly to defend your property, but
also to help taxfree execute any lingering government types or former
polluters. $2,095 per weapon.


3. Framed Wisdom of taxfree. That's right, now you can be reminded of the
utopiatic wisdom of taxfree anywhere in your home -- your bedroom,
kitchen, bath. Each portion of taxfree's wisdom, culled from his daring
Internet posts, is embroidered on all-natural cotton and framed in black
faux-bone. Order one of the the wisdoms below for $7.99.


> taxfree@planeteer.com (Daniel J. Lavigne) wrote:
> 
(snip) . . .  my solution, an all out tax refusal 
> leading to thousands of abandoned cities and collapsing 
> property values and non-functioning monetary systems . . . . (snip)


or:

Extinction, due to actions that can only be associated with the
> negative and destructive rages of societal greed, is now not only
> possible but highly probable in the near term.




4. "Why Jimmy's Mom and Dad Had To Die" Comic Book. As taxfree implies in
most of his recent posts, a real live anti-tax anti-pollution
anti-weapons-of-mass-destruction revolt can't happen without a lot of good
old fashioned killing. This comic book has been written especially for
children under 10 who may not understand why it's so important that all
the people who disagree with taxfree be killed. Children can learn along
with Chuckie as his parents explain why his best friend Jimmy's parents
were summarily executed in their living room while Jimmy watched, and how
happy Jimmy is now that he has been sold as a slave to a tribe in a nearby
suburb. $5.99 per issue.


5. Taxfree's Yard Varmint Recipe Book. Once all the roads have broken down
and there aren't any more government officials to ensure the smooth
operations of commerce, you won't be able to travel much further than your
own yard to get food. But you'd be surprised how delectable ordinary
grubs, ants, worms and other creatures can be if prepared properly. What?
Found a human intruder in your backyard?! Taxfree's got a few recipes for
that, too! $19.95 per copy.


6. "Ignorance is Strength -- A Taxfree History" Finally, the real history
of the human race. Find out how wonderful human life used to be before
governments raised taxes and enforced all those stupid principles like
equal protection under the law, due process, national defense, fair
elections, universal education and a transportation infrastructure to
support commerce and dramatically improve standard of living. Learn the
truth about the Internet, one of taxfree's favorite media for expressing
his views. Think it was developed by the U.S. government? Not in this
book!