🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1992Oct28.053046.20701@wolves.uucp> gl8f@fermi.clas.virginia.edu writes:
|In article <1992Oct23.170419.5349@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> gl8f@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (Greg Lindahl) writes:
|>I propose creating alt.long-hair, a group for discussions about and
|>between people with long hair.
|
|NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
|NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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|NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
|NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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|Once the long-hairs get their newsgroup, then the short-hairs will want
|one for themselves, and then the skinheads will want one, and then the
|folks with average hair will insist that they get one.  Then, the folks
|with beards will want one, and the the moustach-only folks will demand
|one!   And then, the folks with red hair will say that they aren't able
|to post on any of the other groups, cause their messages get crowded out
|by all the other colors, and then the brunettes will want, one, and then
|the gray hairs, and then the black-heads, and then the blonds!  And
|after the blonds get a group, there will have to be a re-organization of
|it into {natural,platinum,frosted,strawberry,blond-roots,and airheads}!
|
|And then, the folks with hair on only half of their heads will want a
|group to themselves, and then the folks with long armpit hair will need
|a group for their particular style.  And the folks with straight hair
|will need one.  Not to be outdone, there will be a call for a group with
|gay hair, and then bi-hair!   Then the hair fetishists will get in on
|it, and alt.sex.hair will be on its way!  Then a.s.h.bondage wont be far
|behind.
|
|And can alt.usage.hair be far away?  And then alt.hair.systems?  or
|comp.simulations.hair, or sci.barbers,  and soc.hair.club.for.men, and
|also (to be hair correct) soc.hair.club.for.women.only.  Even
|comp.society.womens.hair will be needed!
|
|And ultimately - alt.hare.animal.rights! and rec.pets.bunnies! (which
|obviously belongs in alt.sex.playboy.club! or is that alt.pub.penthouse
|and alt.pub.playboy.)
|
|All people!  Don't let this EVIL scheme come growing out of the
|folliciles of the net!  Object to alt.long-hair!   Flood Mr. Lindahl
|with all the hate mail that his hare-brained scheme deserves.  Even
|pluck some of your nose or pubic hairs, and send them to him for putting
|in his Jolt Cola can!

I'd like to register a complaint: you forgot `alt.hair.between.your.fingers'

Thank you,

Jos aka jos@and.nl