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Article #2713Re: joke
From: Eugene Tyurin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 00:40
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 00:40
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In article <1992Nov8.143556.17227@husc3.harvard.edu> zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny) writes:
>In article <LJawTB1w165w@bwalk.dm.com>
>mlv@bwalk.dm.com (Marina Vulis) writes:
>
>>How does a Soviet emigre commit suicide?
>>Lowers his head & sniffs his armpit.
>
>Well, personally I prefer to use this technique as a vodka chaser;
>however if you, dear Marina, should be overcome with an irresistible
>urge to commit suicide with a body part, you are more than welcome to
>choke on my circumcised prick.
>
>>---
>
>cordially,
>mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu
>" -- I shall speak bluntly, because life is short."
Da-a-a... dorogie tovarischi!
S takim contingentom istinnyh gentemenov i prosto kulturnyh liudey Harvard
skoro prevratitsia v skotovodcheskii tekhnikum (dazhe ne kulinarnyi -- tam vse
taki opriatnost' kakaya-to nuzhna). Navernoe potomu vot takikh v Sojuze i ne
prinimali v prilichnye mesta...
P.S. A vy tov.Zeleny uvereny, chto ona podavitsia? -- Mne pochemu-to dumaetsia,
chto prichinoy smerti budet otravlenie.
Without any respect,
_______________________________________________________________________________
Eugene N. Tyurin <+> gene@max.physics.sunysb.edu
Physics Department <+> Two wrongs do not make it right, but three lefts do.
SUNY @ Stony Brook <+> W. Siegel (unpublished)
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!sun-barr!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!rutgers!cmcl2!sbcs.sunysb.edu!insti!gene From: gene@max.physics.sunysb.edu (Eugene Tyurin) Newsgroups: misc.test Subject: Re: joke Message-ID: <BxH5vx.6qx@max.physics.sunysb.edu> Date: 10 Nov 92 00:40:45 GMT References: <LJawTB1w165w@bwalk.dm.com> <1992Nov8.143556.17227@husc3.harvard.edu> Organization: Institute for the Theoretical Physics Lines: 32