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In article <1993Jan11.183315.13453@crd.ge.com> keegan@crd.ge.com writes:
|demonstrating that he knows the word "CUNT," as
|well as the word "BARF,"
|
|maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) proudly writes:
||>Hey the CUNT has CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER HIS STONE AGAIN!
||>
||>keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
||>|maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) repeats a
||>|newbie follow-up twice in the same post.
||>
||>If a simple newsposting mistake gives you that much trouble, I would politely
||>suggest you STICK IT UP YOUR SPOTTY ARSE!!
|
|don't be so defensive and whiney, sonny, anyone who doesn't
|check what their posting could have made the same mistake.

There was not an ounce of defensiveness in the above paragraph. I was insulting
you. Your sense of perception is particularly CRAP today, isn't it?

And I don't care how upset you are that you will never have offspring - there's
no way I'm becoming a surragate son of yours.

||>
||>And exactly how long do you have to have been posting to be promoted from 
||>newbie status? 
|
|that depends. some people are always newbies.

Here's a good idea: Why not make a statement which directly contradicts one of
the words in it? Then people will realise what a dip-shit you are more 
quickly, saving a lot of hastle in the long run.

||>|and types much of it in uppercase.
||>|
||>
||>DAMN RIGHT RETARDS LIKE YOU NEED HELP YOU CANT UNDERSTAND OTHERWISE
|
|don't be upset. people new to the net sometimes make
|this silly mistake. they almost always correct it within
|the first few days of reading newsgroups.

If you think I am upset, then you are wrong once again. I use capital letters, 
like this : "CAPITAL LETTER EXAMPLE FOR FUCKWAD KEEGAN" to aid your 
understanding of my posting. I do not do this as a favour to you; rather to 
save time in the process of making things understood to your pea-sized brain.

||>|using bigtime flamewords like "BARF."
||>|
||>
||>If you wish to know the meaning of that word, I suggest you ask someone with
||>a clue, as you patently have none.
|
|oh heavens, sonny, you just keep using it.
|

I have used the word BARF exactly once in all my postings ever (except just
now). The reason is simple : 'BARF' means to chunder, or to throw up, in slang.
I do not generally consider this rude enough for my postings, which usually 
involve a greater level of offensiveness.

In your case, taking into account your particular lameness and mental
dysfunctionality, it was deemed appropriately lightweight to prevent you 
spending weeks crying to your teddybear. However your response 'using bigtime
flamewords like "BARF."' suggests I overestimated you.

Rater than apologise, I will tell you to fuck off, because frankly, I don't
give a shit.

|write "CUNT" some more too, in uppercase.
|

if you insist :-

  JAMES KEEGAN

|heh.
|             

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