🚀 go-pugleaf

Paul Moloney) wrote:
(Reuters) Fans of Liam Neeson were shocked to hear that the hunky 
Irish
actor was rushed to hospital were "severe abdominal pains". After a 
48-hour
operation, it was revealed that several lesbians had to be removed 
from
Liam's stomach. Neeson (42) of Ballymena, Co. Antrim, confessed to 
being 
"staggered" as to how comedian Ellen Degeneres, actress Jodie Foster,  
and singer k.d.lang ended up inside him.

A Warner Brothers spokesman, Gilbert O'Sullivan, said that the star 
was
bearing up well. Meanwhile, the former contents of Nesson's stomach 
were
unavailable for comment.

Centre of the Known Universe added:

>Who can say, sweetie?!  It's a mystery of the age!  Still, I think we
>might have another little tidbit for the Anti-FAQ here, darlings -
>*anyone* who ends up in Liam Neeson's belly should automatically be
>placed on the "maybe" list.  Indeed, perhaps Liam himself should be
>put there just in case?  I'm making a mental note to mention this the
>next time I'm asked why we say L____...

Jeff commented:
Only in a.s.g. would we be more concerned with the identity of the 
l______ in 
Liam's stomach than with the fact that a major Hollywood actor is 
apparently a 
cannibal.