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In article <325627E7.6350@nji.com>, njcomics@nji.com says...

ray wrote:
 
 !!!!!$$$$$$ EASY MONEY, AND IT REALLY WORKS!!!!!!, TRY IT AND YOU'LL
 BE HAPPY!!!  :o)
 
 $$$Take five minutes to read this and it WILL change your life.$$$

  I finally decided to read one of these articles in an internet
  newsgroup describing how to make $50,000.00 in only one month from
  a $5.00 investment.
 
  Of course I thought this was rediculous ,or some type of pyramid.
  I talked it over with my family, an attorney, and my friends, and
  they all agreed it was some sort of scam.I hate scams because
  usually someone gets burned, and I didn't want it to be me!
  I blew it off for a few weeks then saw another one in a
  newsgroup I go to alot and thought, "Maybe this is legitimate!".
  Besides, whats $5.00 , I spend more than that in the morning on
  my way to work on coffee and cigs for the day.
 
 
  Well, two weeks later,I began recieving money in the mail!
  I couldn't believe it! Not just a little , I mean big bucks!
  At first only a few hundred dollars, then a week later, a
  couple of thousand , then BOOM . By the end of the fourth
  week , I had recieved nearly $47,000.00. It came from all
  over the world.And every bit of it perfectly legal and on the
  up and up. I've been able to pay off all my bills and still had
  enough left over for a nice vacation for me and my family.
 
  Not only does it work for me, it works for other folks as well.
  Markus Valppu says he made $57,883 in four weeks.  Dave Manning
  claims he made $53,664 in the same amount of time.  Dan Shepstone
  says it was only $17,000 for him.  Do I know these folks?  No,
  but when I read how they say they did it, it made sense to me.
  Enough sense that I'm taking a similar chance with $5 of my own money.
  Not a big chance, I admit--but one with incredible potential, because
  $5 is all anyone ever invests in this system.  Period.  That's all
  Markus, Dave, or Dan invested, yet their $5 netted them tens of
 thousands
  of dollars each, in a safe, legal, completely legitimate way.
  Here's how it works in 3 easy steps:
 
 STEP 1.
 
 Invest your $5 by writing your name and address on five seperate
 pieces of paper along with the words:
 "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST."
 (In this way, you're not just sending a dollar to someone;  you're
 paying for a legitimate service.)  Fold a $1 bill, money order, or bank
 note inside each paper, and mail them by standard U. S. Mail to
 the following
         five addresses:
 
   
 
  1-  Fern Suarez
      Mallorca 112
      Hato Rey, P.R., USA, 00917
 
  2-  Philippe
      2104 De Mexico
      Chomedey, Laval
      Quebec, Canada
      H7M 3C6
 
  3-. Herta Dunbar
      1200 Oldfield Point Road
      Elkton, Md. 21921
 
  4-   John Kelley
       P.O. BOX 4363
       Brockton, MA, 02403-4363
     
     5-   Victor Leon
          215 Euclid Avenue
          San Diego,CA 92114
 
 STEP 2.
 
     Now remove the top name from the list, and move the
     other names up.This way, #5 becomes #4 and so on.
     Put your name in as the fifth one on the list.
 
 STEP 3.
 
     Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are at
     least 17000 newsgroups at any given moment in time.
     Try posting to as many newsgroups as you can.Remember
     the more groups you post to, the more people will see your
     article and send you cash!
 
 STEP 4.
 
     You are now in business for yourself, and should start seeing
     returns within 7 to 14 days! Remember, the internet is new
     and huge. There is no way you can lose.
 
     Now here is how and why this system works:
 
     Out of every block of 200 posts I made, I got back 5 responses.
     Yes, thats right,only 5. You make $5.00 in cash, not checks or
     money orders, but real cash with your name at #5.
 
     Each additional person who sent you $1.00 now also makes 200
    additional postings with your name at #4, 1000 postings.On
     average then, 50 people will send you $1.00 with your name at
     #4,....$50.00 in your pocket!

     Now these 50 new people will make 200 postings each with your
     name at #3 or 10,000 postings. Average return, 500 people= $500.
     They make 200 postings each with your name at #2= 100,000
     postings=5000 returns at $1.00 each=$5,000.00 in cash!
 
     Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings each with your name at
     #1 and you get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off
     the list.And that's only if everyone down the line makes only 200
     postings each! Your total income for this one cycle is $55,000.
 
     From time to time when you see your name is no longer on the list,
     you take the latest posting you can find and start all over again.
                 The end result depends on you. You must follow through
                 and repost    this  article everywhere you can think of.
                 The more  postings you  make,  the more  cash  ends  up 
in
 
                 your mailbox.   It's too easy and too cheap to pass 
up!!!
 
     So thats it. Pretty simple sounding stuff, huh? But believe me, it
     works. There are millions of people surfing the net every day, all
     day, all over the world. And 100,000 new people get on the net
     every day. You know that, you've seen the stories in the paper.
     So, my friend, read and follow the simple instructions and play
     fair. Thats the key, and thats all there is to it.Print this out
     right now so you can refer back to this article easily.Try to keep
     an eye on all the postings you made to make sure everyone is
     playing fairly. You know where your name should be.
 
     If you're really not sure or still think this can't be
     for real, then
    don't do it. But please print this article and pass it
    along to someone you know who really needs the money, and see
    what happens.
 
     REMEMBER....HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.YOU DON'T
     NEED TO CHEAT THE BASIC IDEA TO MAKE THE MONEY!
     GOOD LUCK TO ALL,AND PLEASE PLAY FAIR AND YOU WILL
     WIN AND MAKE SOME REAL INSTANT FREE CASH!

 *** By the way, if you try to deceive people by posting the messages
 with your name in the list and not sending the money to the people
 already included, you will not get much. I know someone who did this
 and only got about $150 (and that's after two months). Then he sent
 the 5 bills, people added him to their lists, and in 4-5 weeks he had
 over $10,000!
 
                 TRY IT AND YOU'LL BE HAPPY!!!  :o) !!!!!!!!!


go away and leave us alone.  also when you send a chain letter make sure 
your spelling is correct.

What does this have to do with Tolkien?  go advertise your schemes 
somewhere 
else.  we don't want you here.