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In article <1992Dec16.150526.1@ducvax.auburn.edu> wkeown@ducvax.auburn.edu writes:
>
>   I found this article on rec.humor.funny (moderated by Maddi Hausmann)
>and thought this group could truly appreciate it.
>
>Originally from: shallit@graceland.uwaterloo.ca (Jeffrey Shallit)
>
>The Humanist Association of Canada Spring 1992 Newsletter
>contains the following item:
>
>	For writers only -- Every writer has received rejection
>	slips; too many of them for most.  The "Financial Times"
>	has quoted the "mother of all rejection slips", translated
>	from a Chinese economic journal.  It goes like this:
>
>	We have read your manuscript with boundless delight.  If
>	we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for
>	us to publish any work of lower standard.  And as it is
>	unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see
>	its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your
>	divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to
>	overlook our short sight and timidity.
>
>

How about this one?
I fugure he was having a bad day, and I won't even say what magazine
sent me this (I have it hanging on my wall).


	I can almost see why you would waste your time by writing
	this, but I cannot even comprehend why you would waste mine,
	by sending it to me.

			     sincerely,
					[sig deleted]

Hand written too.
-- 
The Great Grendel-Khan,  | They called me the fool, they called me the child
Earth Rim Roamer.        | I found an angel of the night;
                         | The voice was low, the look was bright.
argent@iastate.edu       | She looked upon my crown and smiled. -Tennyson-