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Article #809A Modest Proposal
From: Alan Barclay
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 1992 23:43
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 1992 23:43
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(Jonathan Swift, author of _Gulliver's Travels_, once wrote a satirical piece called "A Modest Proposal". At the time, the British Isles was experiencing population explosion and famine concurrent with the social upheavals of the industrial revolution. The richer classes were especially concerned that the state of affairs would threaten their own wellbeing. He suggested the rich might solve the problem by buying excess babies from the poor and eating them.) ZORBA THE GEEK quotes me and comments: [[[ >seems to me that instead of eliminating "To Be" we might add new variations >which give grades of exclusivity. > > >"To Be" -- 'to have the attribute of' >"To Ba" -- 'attributed to the set of' >"To Bu" -- 'to exist in the state of' > >-- >Alan Barclay > Are you serious or is this some kind of joke? How long do you think it will take before 'they' add these words to the spell checking dictionaries? ]]] I guess I didn't grin hard enough; it was just A Modest Proposal. The English language is a mess of pragmatic solutions to the demands of communication. Every decade brings some new habit or fad of speech which slurs the old rules and leads to a need for new ones. Every writer has the challenge of learning the accepted rules of communication, then juggling these with the current wave of change and using a collage of the two to get his point across. This is one of the reasons writing is an art. I agree that English has gaps of imprecision and fuzziness. But I believe that the dynamics of language will provide patches when they become necessary (q.v. the current androngynization of pronouns, etc). I feel this discussion of semantics of "To Be" is a little trivial, and perhaps silly --though I admit it is an interesting intellectual excersize. -- Alan Barclay alan_barclay@mindlink.bc.ca
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!charon.amdahl.com!pacbell.com!att-out!rutgers!sun-barr!ames!agate!rsoft!mindlink!a4099 From: Alan_Barclay@mindlink.bc.ca (Alan Barclay) Newsgroups: misc.writing Subject: A Modest Proposal Message-ID: <15929@mindlink.bc.ca> Date: 2 Oct 92 23:43:53 GMT Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada Lines: 49