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"JerryP" <news@bisusa.com> wrote in message news:<E0ut7.724004$ai2.56060574@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>...
> <arch_stanton@freedom.net>
> >
> > "So there's no public acknowledgment of something almost everyone
>  understands:
> > Jews are major players in the establishment."
> 
> Of course they are major players.
> 
> Jews comprise about 2% of the population: They hold 27% of the Nobel Prizes
> and almost half of the Pulitzer prizes for literature.
> Jews comprise about 70% of the faculty of Law and Medical schools.
> Jews are 100% literate and 60% attended graduate school.
> Jews, as a group, have an income almost twice the national average.
> Jews are 0% alcoholic and drug use among them is virtually unknown.

Well, most of the above is accurate, but I have known a few alcoholic
Jews.  We are, after all, the only religion to include 4 glasses of
wine (officially) in a service.  Read your Hagadah.  Each time it says
fill the cup again, implying that the last time you drained it.

As for drugs, it was with my friends from my high school Jewish youth
group that I got stoned as a teenager.  As to 100% literacy, I would
imagine that's not quite right either.  Until recently, women were not
educated, just men.


> The greatest athelete in the history of the modern Olympics was Jewish.
> Fewer Jews are on welfare than almost any other group and they tend to take
> care of their own better than any other group except maybe the Mormons. But
> then, the Mormons think they're Jewish (and want all Jews to become Mormons.
> Go figure.).
> 
> When asked by a heckler what made the Jew think he was so different, one
> Jewish activist replied: "Because when your ancestors were painting
> themselves blue and eating each other, mine were writing the Bible."
> 
> Jews reached this 'major player' status through diligence, hard work, and
> merit. It's OK to be envious of them.

Reminds me of the old joke, "When do Jews believe that live begins? 
Right after Medical School (or Law School depending on who is telling
the joke).

Amy


"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that
fool you. He really is an idiot."  Groucho Marx