🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <8608102105.AA09209@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> MRC%PANDA@SUMEX-AIM.ARPA (Mark Crispin) writes:
>Here in Pacific Bell land, I have 5 phone lines to my residence.  
>[...]
>Now, here's what pisses me off.  I only want my voice line listed, but
>they are charging me for unlisted service on one of my data lines.  They
>claim that you have to pay for unlisted service for at least one of your
>lines. 
>[...]
>I guess I'm getting back in my own little way.  
>[...]
Here's a better way to get back at the tarriff-quoting, beaurocratic
bimbos: beat them at their own game.  Tell them you want the other lines
listed in some fictitious name.  I've got mine listed in W.C. Fields's
character's names.  Here's your chance to be R. Milhouse Nixon, Che
Guevera, Y.A. Boguslisting, etc.  My understanding is they've got to do 
and it's free.  Some day they'll catch on and stop charging for things
that don't cost, or actually save them money.  Til then, we can play their
silly games, can't we?