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Damn, ya had my hopes up.



On Tue, 27 Aug 2002 00:50:10 +0200 (CEST), Nomen Nescio
<nobody@dizum.com> wrote:

>Uber-Neues (Unter-Sturmbahnfuhrer)
>
> ST-JESUS-QUI-RIT-DU-HA-HA-S'TIE, Quebec -- The body of Raymond 
> Villeneuve, convicted unilingual FLQ cocksucker, notorious bankrupt 
> pedophile, and a founding  member of NAMBLA, was found in a the back
> of a pickup truck in this remote and degenerate Eastern Townships 
> village in the early hours of this morning.The cause of death was
> massive trauma to the head caused by a gunshot wound.
>
> A spokesman for the Quebec Poutine Police (QPP) categorized the 
> killing as "a Chinese-style h'execution -- one large-calibre bullet
> to da base of da skull."  He added, "Dis was for certain sure 
> not no suicide. Dass how dem pedofaggots settle scores each wit' de 
> odder, kaliss."
>
> The QPP as yet have no clues about anything at all, let alone the 
> slaying.
>
> Funeral services for M.Villeneuve will be held at the Miron Dump,
> in Montreal, where his body will be burnt in a trash barrel.  His
> ashes are to be flushed down a toilet.
>
>/30/
>
>�2002 Uber-Neues (Unter-Sturmbahnfuhrer) [ANUS]

 


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