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Trust us.  We're not like the others.

Pictures of Chairman Mao, the fanzine that dreamt Tisha Venturini
pierced her tongue, but not only her tongue, if you know what I
mean, announces pocm.com.  That's right.  The fanzine by and for New
England Revolution supporters, so often left behind in the men's
room at Soccer America, is now also an e-zine, soon to shock and
amaze you with the following features:

LIVE POULTRY FRESH KILLED

Pocm.com media critic Evan "Magpie" Whitney, a closet Newcastle
United supporter, is known in his East Cambridge neighborhood as
"O penis grande do asno."  Starting this winter and weekly next season,
Evan will comb the Globe, Herald, Patriot Ledger, and Projo for stupid
stuff to bust on.  He may mention if something clever is said as well.
His monthly column, The Magpie's Nest, is featured in every Pictures
of Chairman Mao.

RED'S RANTS

I knew Chiquinho Conde was a goner a week before you did.  A lot of
good that did me.  Pictures of Chairman Mao was already at the printer.
Now I'll have a place to post baseless rumours, thoughtless opinions,
and libelous accusations.  However, pocm.com's crack legal staff has
advised me that I can't out Darren Sawatzky, so I won't.

Other features you'll see when we get to them:

ALAN LAVALLEY'S UNEXPURGATED GRAPHIC MADNESS

All the stuff that didn't meet Pictures of Chairman Mao's high stan-
dards of decency.

WHO READS PICTURES OF CHAIRMAN MAO?

Anyone we say.

THE BASEMENT

That's where we'll keep all our back issues.  Eventually, we'll have
every editorial, Bonehead of the Month, and Tom Hill's Final Whistle
that we've ever written, starting way back in 1996.  It'll be like
seeing a picture of us in leisure suits.  You'll love it.

So log on and look for Pictures of Chairman Mao subscription
information, the "Bring Back Geoff Aunger" petition, and, if I get my
way, the nudie pictures we found of Zenga's little chippy.

http://www.pocm.com

Cheers, Constantine

red@pocm.com