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Re: Am I NUTS or What??

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From: Dan Driscoll
Date: Thu, 06 Aug 1992 17:59
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In article <1992Jul23.170110.23741@ferrari.nmc.ed.ray.com> heiser@ferrari.nmc.ed.ray.com (Bill Heiser) writes:
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>Nahh!  They're usually driving BMW's, Audi's, or Cherokees!
>

In order of obnoxiousness, I classify the idiots as:

BMWs - Being Most Wrong.
AUDIs - Asshole Under Driving Impression
SAABs - Such An Absolute Bastard unless driven by a woman in which case she is
almost always Some Absolutely Awesome Babe. I don't know why this is, but I 
have never seen an ugly woman in a Saab.
GTIs - Gone Totally Insane
 
These are the cars that I observe most often being driven as if the state's
highways were the Autobahn (sp?). I often wonder how many accidents they cause
and leave behind. I guess its a case of "I paid way too much for this car not
to own this road".

-dan@kronos.com
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From: dan@kronos.com (Dan Driscoll)
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Subject: Re: Am I NUTS or What??
Message-ID: <1992Aug06.175924.26454@kronos.com>
Date: 6 Aug 92 17:59:24 GMT
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Organization: Kronos Inc. / Waltham, MA
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Disclaimer: This posting is a personal opinion and not that of Kronos Inc.