🚀 go-pugleaf

Maraya wrote:
> 
> Chris wrote:
> >
> > pciszek@otherworld.std.com wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <v6sof52lbs.fsf@colon.dev.ampersand.com>,
> > > Mark Atwood  <zot@ampersand.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >What? Owning a media distribution company, a private University, some
> > > >farmland, and a bunch of meeting halls is a bad thing for a church to
> > > >own?
> > >
> > > I was under the impression that the LDS church is a major shareholder
> > > in a lot of stuff including either Pepsi or Coke.
> >
> >  I believe that's Royal Crown - that's why they were first to market
> > with a caffeine free diet cola.
> 
> Is caffeine a sin?  Someone should tell them that Aspartame is worse...

Seriously - they are against stimulants of any kind and also sugar and
fat - now consider that the Moron communes consume untold poundages of
"wink-wink" not church sanctioned ice cream. In fact Ezra Taft Benson   
(the now deceased, yet longest lasting 20th ctry leader of the faith)
had a virtual campaign running against ice cream and obesity.

And we haven't even discussed the sacred trapdoor underwear the men must
wear in their secret ceremonies...

I wish I could offer a  <g> but it creeps me out.
 
> Maraya