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Re: Telemarketers

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From: dave saltz
Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2001 01:48
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"Howard S Shubs" <howard@shubs.net> wrote :
> In article <D89V6.160049$oc7.9248343@news2.rdc2.tx.home.com>,
>  webmaster@tarotbygin.com (Troy Young) wrote:
>
> > subscriptions, places like Radio Shack that ask you for all kinds of
personal
> > details just to buy a pack of batteries that you're paying cash
for....all of
>
> Back in the days when RS used to insist on getting this information, I'd
just
> feed 'em BS:
>
> Droid: Can I have your name please?
>
> Me: No.
>
> Droid: Then I can't sell to you.
>
> Me: Oh.  In that case, my name is Cash.  Johnny Cash.
>
> Droid, with a grin on his face: And your street address?
>
> Me: 1234 Onion Street
>
> Droid: city and state?
>
> Me: Nowhereville, East Virginia.
>
> Droid: thank you sir, have a nice day...

I always used to tell them my dad worked for the CIA and I wasn't allowed to
give out that information. Until I found out that the droids got "bonuses"
for everyone they got to give info, now I just laugh and tell them "Um, no."

dave
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From: "dave saltz" <dave@address.intentionally.munged>
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Subject: Re: Telemarketers
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 21:48:52 -0400
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