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Needless to say, the article below, allegedly written by me
and definitely posted by this "R Lee" idiot, is a forgery.
Please disregard.


Thanks,
(the real) Geoff Miller



From leer@lancet.window.com (R Lee)
Subject: Are you looking for the special someone?
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,ne.motss,ba.motss,soc.motss,alt.personals
Date: 10 Dec 98 00:30:06 GMT

Geoff Miller (geoffm@netcom.com) wrote:
: Hi, I'm a sensitive, single 25 year old male whose really been
: misunderstood by his parents and extended family.  When I came out to
: them a couple of years ago, most of them pretended like they didn't even
: hear me.  Now, I can barely even look them in the eye anymore -- I'm 
: always left out of the conversations and always left out of the
: invitations to different events.
:
: So, that's why I'm posting here.  I'm looking for a soulmate.  I have
: soft brown eyes and sandy brown hair.  I'm 6'2", 180-lbs., and I keep in
: good shape by doing a lot of work with free weights at my gym.  Because
: I work in the computer industry (I work for Sun Microsystems in the
: South Bay), I work late hours, but I'm flexible.  I also travel to
: Boston every couple of weeks or so because of project work I have to
: complete.  I want to find a sincere, mature man (it doesn't matter the
: age) who is willing to reach out to a younger man.  I like to explore,
: and I'm very open-minded, so if you like fine wine, laid-back California
: personalities, and quiet talks, please email me at geoffm@netcom.com.
:
: I'm interested in all races and all ethnicities, so please feel free
: to contact me.  I especially love black men and Asian men (I dunno --
: it's something about their cars and the way they drive).


Oh.




-- 
"The Williams house was halfway up Castle View.  Keeton piloted
 the Cadillac into the driveway and parked behind the woman's
 car.  It was foreign, of course.  A Volvo.  Keeton guessed 
 she was a closet Communist, a lesbo, or both."--Stephen King