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lampas@alexlam.com (Alex Lam) wrote:

>>yng@firefly.prairienet.org (Y Ng) wrote:

>>:Alex Lam (lampas@alexlam.com) wrote:

>>: It's perfectly okay that either the male or the female to initiate sex.
>>: I believe either side should try to initiate sex if / when he/she feels
>>: the needs to have it. And the other side should try to accommodate
>>: whenever it is possible. 


>>	alex, you must be a regular reader of Ann Landers or watching
>>	too many infor-mercial TV on how to make a marriage like second
>>	honeymoon. did you spend $29.99 on those tapes? :) try to put
>>	the theory into practice is a different story. i do hope you
>>	will find your self a dream mate who will accommodate your
>>	sexual needs whenever possible. keep dreaming!!!!
>>	when you become old and unable to erect and she wants three
>>	times a day, can you accommodate?

>I do not process, or have seen any of the video tape you mentioned. 
>In fact, I don't even know who Ann Landers is! No, I don't watch that
>much t.v.

>I understand that it's not always possible to get it everytime you want it.
>But, it doesn't mean it is impossible either. No, I'm not dreaming. But it
>doesn't hurt to try either ! As long as either one of the partner does not
>turning down the request/initiation on a regular basis, then I think they'll
>be alright afterall.

>Sorry. I'm not that old yet ! : )

>It's all up to the involving parties.  It's entirely THEIRS decision in
>how to approach sex.  But either gender do the initiation should be
>fine.

>When you get older, and when physical ability is becoming an issue,
>then the couple SHOULD work out other means to satisfy the other
>partner.  Again, they should both do fine IF they are both open minded
>people, and are willing to try alternative means.

>>: I believe some do, but please don't use sex as a weapon to get 
>>: what you want; or you'll be degrading yourself to street walkers' level!

>>	by the way, if you don't get it, do you masturbate?
>>	would the partner feel offended?  i hope Joan would answer
>>	this question.

>I haven't encounter this problem yet.  
>But I'll let you know when I do.

>Hey Joan.  Where are you? : )
>We need your med opinion here!

>Alex Lam.
>>: Alex Lam.




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