🚀 go-pugleaf

Ruth Whitis wrote:
> 
> Robert.Reimiller@quest-net.com wrote:
> >Alex Osinski <osinski4@concentric.net> wrote:
> >>The first guy to correctly guess (and
> >>fix) what is wrong gets the date. It is all a fairly simple test of
> >> what should be manly knowledge and serves to filter out the less able
> >> males in the gene pool. :>
> >>
> >
> >Makes sense if your goal is to breed a race of car mechanics.
> >
> 
> LOL!  Besides, I already have a good mechanic.  What I really need is
> someone to have dinner ready for me when I get home from work.  Do you
> have any good ideas on how to attract cute chefs???   ;->
> 
> Ruth


PROBLEM!  If they're good, they probably won't stay cute all that long 
-- unless the Pillsbury Dough Boy gets you wet.  (All that tasting and 
checking, you know.)  On the other hand, most people DO eat 
significantly more often than they belly bounce, ssoooo, maybe you ARE 
onto something, there!

I know!  Find a place with a cute chef, and keep sending stuff back.  
Odds are he'll arrogantly dismiss you, but eventually you might find one 
who takes it as a challenge.  Heck of a "how I met Dumpling" story for 
the nursing home croneys in 40 or 50 years, yes?

(Now, how does that go again, Crystal Pepsi goes with chicken, and dark 
Pepsi with beef, or the other way around?)