🚀 go-pugleaf

Ruth Whitis wrote:
> 
> "Prof. Vincent Brannigan" <vb15@umail.umd.edu> wrote:
> >Just for fun and a lighter touch.
> >
> >Best method for attracting women was rolling a stroller
> >around Boston with our new baby  daughter.Someitimes just for fun
> >i would suggest that it was a  friend's baby, and I liked taking her
> >for a walk..  I think it would work much better than a oVolvo.
> >
> 
> .. and if you don't know of any babies to borrow, then get a puppy.
> You'll be amazed at the female attention you'll attract.  Unfortunately,
> the baby/puppy thing only seems to work for men to attract women (in a
> casual way that is).  This 'plan' doesn't seem to work the other way
> around. ;>  (maybe if I got a BIG dog....hmmm...)
> 
> Ruth


Training a squirrel (or other cute rodent-chipmunk, etc.) to eat out of 
your hand works great to attract women, too!  "Oooo!  Can I try?  Will 
it bite?"  Works best if you live along a well travelled sidewalk.  
Probably ineffective for those choosing a Unabomber lifestyle.  (And no, 
I DON'T have any cites for this, so leave me alone!)

As for babies, a front papoose pack works great too.  Wish I'd known 
about it before it was my kid!  Ony problem with borrowing a kid is, if 
the infant on the less than cute side of the bell curve, and people 
assume it's your.  Kinda bothersome if the other person keeps telling 
you how much it resembles you!  (And DO know how to change a diaper!)