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Steve Mueller (steve.mueller@caere.com) wrote:

:    No, get a Corvette, Ferrari, Porsche, etc.  Then put the hood up in a 
: big parking lot and act baffled.... :-)

	this'd work, but it's risky. given the ratio of guys-who-know-
their-way-around-under-the-hood to guys-who-wanna-make-ruth-Think-that-
they-know-their-way-around-under-the-hood, taking a perfectly operating
vette and subjecting it to the attentions of a bunch of random males
trying to impress the owner could well turn said vehicle into something
which will help the lady in question meet a lot of tow truck operators
over the next few weeks. some things are better left to the writers
of Home Improvement and not tried at home.

					chiwito
					former host of mensa's Car
					Games, therefore an expert on
					what can happen when a buncha
					horny geeks are trying to
					impress a lady by "fixing" her
					car.

-- 
part-time longshoreman and full-time dilettente at the game of go
bibliophile, skeptic, oulipian, liberal, romantic
"if you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"