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Article #242Re: The Dreaded Third Date Rule
From: brian r. mcdonald
Date: Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00
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Medic (bwyman@mail.portup.com) wrote: : Ruth Whitis wrote: : > : Training a squirrel (or other cute rodent-chipmunk, etc.) to eat out of : your hand works great to attract women, too! "Oooo! Can I try? Will : it bite?" Works best if you live along a well travelled sidewalk. : Probably ineffective for those choosing a Unabomber lifestyle. (And no, : I DON'T have any cites for this, so leave me alone!) actually, it would probably be quite effective for those choosing a unabomber lifestyle. spending a lot of time alone with a squirrel, training squirrel and self to attract others in a manner that won't work, seems a pretty effective way to achieve tha solitude that goes with said lifestyle. chiwito who achieves solitude solely through force of personality -- part-time longshoreman and full-time dilettente at the game of go bibliophile, skeptic, oulipian, liberal, romantic "if you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow"
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: fdc4a,17994a2c0807b5c8 X-Google-Attributes: gidfdc4a,public X-Google-Thread: 1082f5,17994a2c0807b5c8 X-Google-Attributes: gid1082f5,public X-Google-Thread: 110235,17994a2c0807b5c8 X-Google-Attributes: gid110235,public X-Google-Thread: 10a1d2,17994a2c0807b5c8 X-Google-Attributes: gid10a1d2,public From: chiwito@netcom.com (brian r. mcdonald) Subject: Re: The Dreaded Third Date Rule Date: 1996/05/18 Message-ID: <chiwitoDrM2HL.9L9@netcom.com> X-Deja-AN: 156279448 sender: chiwito@netcom2.netcom.com references: <4muuv8$q5s@news.ccit.arizona.edu> <4nb1bm$kih@goonsquad.spies.com> <4nbae7$h0l@gw.home.vix.com> <4nbbqf$8ve@newsbf02.news.aol.com> <4nfrmh$qom@badger.3do.com> <4ni64u$6p0@cville-srv.wam.umd.edu> <4niafe$1nb@mozo.cc.purdue.edu> <319CE619.3AF5@mail.portup.com> followup-to: ne.singles,soc.women,soc.men,ba.singles organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700 guest) newsgroups: ne.singles,soc.women,soc.men,ba.singles