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Re: The Dreaded Third Date Rule

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From: brian r. mcdonald
Date: Sat, 18 May 1996 00:00
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Medic (bwyman@mail.portup.com) wrote:
: Ruth Whitis wrote:
: > 

: Training a squirrel (or other cute rodent-chipmunk, etc.) to eat out of 
: your hand works great to attract women, too!  "Oooo!  Can I try?  Will 
: it bite?"  Works best if you live along a well travelled sidewalk.  
: Probably ineffective for those choosing a Unabomber lifestyle.  (And no, 
: I DON'T have any cites for this, so leave me alone!)

	actually, it would probably be quite effective for those
choosing a unabomber lifestyle. spending a lot of time alone with a
squirrel, training squirrel and self to attract others in a manner
that won't work, seems a pretty effective way to achieve tha solitude
that goes with said lifestyle.

					chiwito
					who achieves solitude solely
					through force of personality

-- 
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From: chiwito@netcom.com (brian r. mcdonald)
Subject: Re: The Dreaded Third Date Rule
Date: 1996/05/18
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