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On 7 May 1996, Gary Brainin wrote:

> In article <4modll$sqg@netnews.fw1.mvision.com> thundt@mvision.com writes:
> >|> > Janice Gelb <janiceg@Eng.Sun.COM> wrote:
> >|> > >I personally would tend to think that I probably don't have much
> >|> > >in common with a guy whose main transportation is an old truck.
> >
> >Why not?  What the heck does this TELL you?
> 
>    Well, it depends on the type of truck.  For example, if it is
> unnecessarily high off the ground, it means the guy has a very small
> penis.
> 
>    Assuming it's normal height, we have several possibilities:
> 
> Migrant Farm Worker:
> 	It'd never work; long-distance relationships never do.
> 
> Needs Truck to Move Stuff:
> 	If you need to *buy* a vehicle to move stuff, you're moving
> 	stuff too often.  You'll never be home.
> 
> Truck-Obsession Disorder (TOD):
> 	Can *you* stand that Dodge truck jingle?  I can't.  He'll be
> 	humming it all day.
> 
> Otherwise Normal Guy who ended up with truck for one reason or
> another:
> 	Yeah, fine, but your odds of finding this guy are slim.  And
> 	anyway, Janice only said "probably."
> 
> Otherwise Normal Guy who ended up with truck for one reason or another
> and is really, really defensive about it:
> 	Give it a rest, guy.
> 
> 			-Gary

<laugh> Thanks for lightening things up.