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Article #78RE: "Twister" -- One LAME Movie!
From: Bill Coulter
Date: Fri, 17 May 1996 00:00
Date: Fri, 17 May 1996 00:00
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I disagree. This movie made excellent use of the latest in movie technology. You need to fasten your seat belt. It's like a great ride in a theme park. The computerized special effects, the 10 channel sound system shaking the theater, WHAT A RIDE!! If certain aspects of the story as less than completely realistic to you -- get a life! It's a movie! On Saturday, May 11, 1996, John Cooley wrote... > Warning: MOVIE SPOILERS FOLLOWING! > > > Last night I went to see the much touted Spielburg/Lucas/Crighton movie called > "Twister" (which is taking 5 out of the 12 viewing rooms in my local theater > with all its hype) and it was LAME, LAME, LAME! > > Basically the story consists of two teams of research meterologists who chase > tornados: one good and one evil. The "good" team has old cars & vans, no > budget -- but lots of good everyday interesting people. The "evil" team > has big money, all black cars with black tinted windows and you never get > to know any of the characters other than the fact that they say "Yes, sir!" > and "No, sir!". The main plot is that one of the guys on the "good" team > is an ex-meterologist who wants to get his wife (also on the "good" team) > to sign their finalized divorce papers. The guy, of course, brought along > his new wife-to-be. And, of course, they all end up chasing tornados and, > of course, the new wife-to-be turns out to be a fuddy-duddy who can't handle > the stress while the old wife is a fun-loving go-getter. Of course, the > guy eventually tells his bride-to-be to take a hike because he wants to > stay with his old wife now that they've chased tornados together again. > > Of course, there are very predictable side plots where you get to meet > side characters like an Aunt who has a personality. Predictably she gets > zapped by a tornado. Of course, the guy with his old wife go into the > Aunt's wreched house to pull her out thus predictably saving here life > before the building was going to collapse on her. > > As usual, the "good" guys win through their superior skills and hoaky gut > instincts; while the "bad" guys can only follow the "good" guys and make > their progress only through copying the "good" guys. > > Other than some good special effects, this was one truely LAME, predictable > Hollywood-following-a-formula movie. > > That is, it was a twister movie without a twist! :^) > > - John > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- --- > __)) "Glass ceilings? Name ANY ex-goat farmer who's made management!" > /_ oo > (_ \ Holliston Poor Farm - John Cooley > %// \" Holliston, MA 01746-6222 part time Sheep & ex-Goat Farmer > %%% $ jcooley@world.std.com full time contract ASIC & FPGA Designer >
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1130cb,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gid1130cb,public X-Google-Thread: 10675b,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gid10675b,public X-Google-Thread: f8b06,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gidf8b06,public X-Google-Thread: f824f,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gidf824f,public X-Google-Thread: 10a7d3,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gid10a7d3,public X-Google-Thread: 10a1d2,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gid10a1d2,public X-Google-Thread: 110235,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gid110235,public X-Google-Thread: 107d03,956a09e95559a171 X-Google-Attributes: gid107d03,public From: Bill Coulter <BCoulter@ix.netcom.com> Subject: RE: "Twister" -- One LAME Movie! Date: 1996/05/17 Message-ID: <01bb441c.4cf02440$2bc5b8cd@awc> X-Deja-AN: 155328446 references: <Dr93n4.2nD@world.std.com> organization: Suburban Propane x-netcom-date: Fri May 17 1:10:40 PM CDT 1996 newsgroups: ne.singles,ba.singles,nyc.singles,ne.general,la.general,ba.general,nyc.general,nh.general