🚀 go-pugleaf

To get a copy of Empire do the following:
1) Write 1,000 times on a large piece of paper:
	"It's just a game and I promise not to take it too seriously"
2) Write 2,000 times on an even larger piece of paper:
	"In any case I won't blame Peter when a bug turns my capital into
	a weather station just when I'm about to launch a massive
	counter-attack against my ex-best-friend."
3) Have one copy of (2) notarized and send it with a Stamped, Self-Addressed
	Tape to:
		Peter Langston
		Davis Polk & Wardwell
		1 Chase Manhattan Plaza
		NYC, NY  10005
	Mention preferences as to: tape density (800/1600), format (tar/tp),
		machine type (pdp11 or 4.1BSD VAX).
4) Wait (but keep breathing).
Peter Langston
esquire!psl