🚀 go-pugleaf

> I was playing a ``W'' and I polymorphed my little dog into a ``U''
> as someone suggested.  The once dog, now Umber Hulk proceeded to
> pound on me and kill me.  What goes on here?
> 
> DL

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   Your  new  "dog"  (the  Umber  Hulk)  or  any  other  polymorphed
monster  should  not  attack  you  unless  you  have  left  it  behind
a  level,   it's  hungry,   or  you  have  hit  it  one  too  many  times.


   In  your  case,   I  would  say  you  had  probably  hit  your  dog
(the  Umber  Hulk)  too  much,   he  got  tired  of  it,   and  kicked
your as*.   As  far  as  I  know,   that  is  about  the  only  way  you
could  have  had  your  situation  occur.


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