🚀 go-pugleaf

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I had this really splendid game going earlier today: I got to a
zoo with my trusty shopkeeper, Manlobbi, who beat everyone up
courtesy my ring of conflict.  Then while I was cleaning up all the
gold I accidently hit him and of course he started pounding on me; 
I gave the son of a bitch upwards of $5000 and he still insisted
on killing me.  Perhaps a command, g for "grovel", whereby
hack prompts you for what you want say and at which point you can
respond "If it would please your excellency, perhaps you could bend
over and drop your excellency's pants so that I may kiss your noble
behind."  At which point Manlobbi would let you go.


Grrrrrrrr!


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