🚀 go-pugleaf

Acts of net terrorism are on the rise.  In the latest terrorist action,
chuqui is threatening to cancel net.flame with extremem prejudice.  I am
requesting the creation of a new newsgroup, net.terror, for future an-
nouncements of terrorist demands.

Until creation of net.terror, I will use this general forum to make MY
demands of the net.  Stop chuqui.  If you do not, I will be forced to
destroy the entire network by posting hundreds of lightbulb jokes to
net.sources, and dozens of unrotated obscenities to net.general.

There is nothing you can do to stop me.  You cannot cancel all my messages.
You cannot protect your newsgroups.  I may strike any where, any time I
wish.  I might resurrect net.db, send boring messages to net.jokes, or even
start a religious argument in net.lang.  I will plunge the net into chaos,
force the severance of ARPA tie-ins, and eventually drive commercial sites
away, until you fall into the abyss of isolation from which you originally
came.  If you doubt my sincerity, I will give you a tiny demonstration of
my power

    Q:  What's green, Irish, and stays out all night?
    A:  Patty O'Furniture!

Ha Ha Ha!!!  There's no way to stop me!  Better give in to my demands.
-- 
Kurt Guntheroth
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
{uw-beaver,decvax!microsof,ucbvax!lbl-csam,allegra,ssc-vax}!fluke!kurt