🚀 go-pugleaf

> A man walked into a florist's shop late one afternoon.  Being that it
> was so late in the day, there was nothing left but some ferns.  The
> proprietor, who wanted to make a sale, told the prospective customer:
> 
>      "Don't worry.  With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
> 
> Sorry.

	It appeared first in Smithsonian, quoted from a new book on Puns, and
it originally was the man's wife who uttered the chilling line when he
eventually presented her the plants.

	Hey look, I nit-picked in '.d'
-- 

				Craig Werner
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                 "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."