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Article #1268Re: Joke (offensive to DoD Contractors)
From: Jay Jaeckel
Date: Sun, 09 Feb 1986 03:46
Date: Sun, 09 Feb 1986 03:46
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> . . . He opens the bidding
> with the president of Westinghouse who bids $30 trillion.
>
. . .
>
> Finally, the Secretary asks for the General Dynamics bid which
> is $90 trillion. When asked to justify the bid, the president of General
> Dynamics takes the Secretary aside, "You see, it's $30 trillion for me,
> $30 trillion for you, and $30 trillion to subcontract the work to
> Westinghouse."
>
. . .
> Bob C. B-Field
Clearly, the president of General Dynamics is a MATHEMATICIAN.
(Reference: "How many Mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb" joke;see Canonical LBJ list.)
-- J.J.
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