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Re: Joke (offensive to DoD Contractors)

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From: Jay Jaeckel
Date: Sun, 09 Feb 1986 03:46
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>                                                  . . . He opens the bidding
> with the president of Westinghouse who bids $30 trillion.
> 
  . . .
> 
> 	Finally, the Secretary asks for the General Dynamics bid which
> is $90 trillion.  When asked to justify the bid, the president of General
> Dynamics takes the Secretary aside, "You see, it's $30 trillion for me,
> $30 trillion for you, and $30 trillion to subcontract the work to
> Westinghouse."
> 
  . . .

> Bob C. B-Field

Clearly, the president of General Dynamics is a MATHEMATICIAN.

(Reference:  "How many Mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb" joke;see Canonical LBJ list.)
                                           -- J.J.
                                           ...{decwrl,ucbvax}!imagen!jay

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Subject: Re: Joke (offensive to DoD Contractors)
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