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Article #1289Re: Flashing Green Light
From: Munach Rvi'i
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1986 16:57
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1986 16:57
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> > > > . . . > > > . . . people who should be shot . . .
> > >
> > > How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through
> > >a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just
> > >sits there blocking traffic.
> >
> > What the hell is a flashing green light?
>
> Same question, more politely worded (and more specific): What is a
> flashing green light (and where)? I don't believe I've ever seen one
> in California or Hawaii.
> -- J.J.
> ...{ucbvax,decwrl}!imagen!jay
>
This is a jokes subject? Well, being that flashing green traffic signals
are an attribute of Massachusetts, I guess it qualifies!!! (Note that at least
until 1983, Massachussets did not subscribe to the Uniform Vehicle Code!)
Flashing green signals occur in Massachusetts, usually meaning that the signal
is a pedestrian signal, triggered only by pedestrian request, i.e. subject to
change from green to either yellow and then red (w/ walk light for pedestrian)
OR (another MassHole peculiarity) yellow and red combined (MassHole OK for
pedestrian to walk).
Flashing green generally means "keep'on truckin" -- open season on jaywalkers
(sorry about that J.J.).
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