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Re: Flashing Green Light

#1307
From: Philip E. OKunewick
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1986 02:20
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> > > . . . > > >  . . . people who should be shot . . .
> >
> >  How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through
> >a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just
> >sits there blocking traffic.
> 
> What the hell is a flashing green light?
>


Well, the light where my street turns onto the main drag stays green at times
for only 5 seconds.  (Especially when there are a number of cars waiting to
turn.)  Honest - I timed the doggone thing.  I don't know that this can really
be considered a "flashing" green light, but it's definitely the next best
thing!

                                                 ---Duck

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From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Flashing Green Light
Message-ID: <1998@gondor.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 21:20:07 EST
Article-I.D.: gondor.1998
Posted: Tue Feb 11 21:20:07 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 14-Feb-86 06:02:53 EST
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Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ.
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Keywords: Fishburgers