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Article #1307Re: Flashing Green Light
From: Philip E. OKunewick
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1986 02:20
Date: Wed, 12 Feb 1986 02:20
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> > > . . . > > > . . . people who should be shot . . .
> >
> > How about the jerk in front of you who insists that he cannot go through
> >a flashing green light because he is NOT making a left hand turn, so he just
> >sits there blocking traffic.
>
> What the hell is a flashing green light?
>
Well, the light where my street turns onto the main drag stays green at times
for only 5 seconds. (Especially when there are a number of cars waiting to
turn.) Honest - I timed the doggone thing. I don't know that this can really
be considered a "flashing" green light, but it's definitely the next best
thing!
---Duck
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"You can make jokes about stupid people without offending then. After all,
who's going to come out and say 'Hey, I'M stupid, and I don't like that!'?"
---Gallagher
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Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site gondor.UUCP Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!utzoo!linus!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!burdvax!psuvax1!gondor!okunewck From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Re: Flashing Green Light Message-ID: <1998@gondor.UUCP> Date: Tue, 11-Feb-86 21:20:07 EST Article-I.D.: gondor.1998 Posted: Tue Feb 11 21:20:07 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 14-Feb-86 06:02:53 EST References: <261@galbp.UUCP> <38600001@faust.UUCP> Reply-To: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (The Duck) Distribution: net Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ. Lines: 24 Keywords: Fishburgers