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Re: traditional values

#1343
From: Dick Karpinski
Date: Sat, 15 Feb 1986 00:23
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In article <141@ttidcc.UUCP> hollombe@ttidcc.UUCP (The Polymath) writes:
>
>I get the impression that much of the cntroversy over this joke centers  on
>the  use  of  the  loaded word "rape" in the punch line.  Let me propose an
>alternative:
>
>                        "Damn!  I've been seduced!"

While it extends the language some, I've always enjoyed:

			"Damn! I've been mizled!"

It is pronounced with a long i but the usual spelling is misled.

Dick

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From: dick@ucsfcca.UUCP (Dick Karpinski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.women
Subject: Re: traditional values
Message-ID: <438@ucsfcca.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 19:23:38 EST
Article-I.D.: ucsfcca.438
Posted: Fri Feb 14 19:23:38 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 21-Feb-86 04:21:21 EST
References: <263@galbp.UUCP> <418@cisden.UUCP> <1124@oddjob.UUCP>
Reply-To: dick@ucsfcca.UUCP (Dick Karpinski)
Organization: UCSF Computer Center
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Summary: Damn, I've been mizled.