🚀 go-pugleaf

In a moment of frustration when attempting to get light relief by
reading net.jokes, I posted:

>> If "fortification" means a very large fort.....
>But it DOESN'T mean a very large fort, so PLEASE, let that be the end of it,
>or at least transfer the "discussion" to net.rubbish where it belongs.

Although valid, I shouldn't have pressed 'F'.  I'm *SORRY* already!

As a penance, I will:

a) read through all 18973.5 lightbulb jokes 20 times.

b) faithfully laugh at all the follow-ups starting
>If "fortification" means...

c) accept the expected barrage of flames without once responding!

Now the obligatory "joke" (mildly offensive):
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An Italian and an <ethnic> were out hunting in the woods for
something for their supper, when suddenly an incredibly sexy, naked
blonde came running towards them.

"Wow!", said the Italian, "I could eat that!".

So the <ethnic> shot her.
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Ray Dunn.  ..philabs!micomvax!othervax!ray