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Original Jokes

#49
From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!rpw3
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 1982 00:05
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In response to the question of whether jokes "just appeared" or
whether anyone ever wrote any original ones, the following two
(admittedly somewhat out-of-date topical) lightbulb jokes are
originals. That may have something to do with their being not all
that funny. Perhaps jokes have to mellow a while through the
cultural filter ( cat original | tell2friend | tell2friend | ... )
before they get good. (Was that a UNIX joke??? Oh, well)

Most, of course, die along the way. Cultures have evolutional pressure, too.

LIGHTBULB JOKE #1:

	How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

	Just one. (???...) But you need 6000 Russian troops
	in case he goes on strike!

LIGHTBULB JOKE #2:

	How many Federal Government employees does it take
	to change a lightbulb?
	
	NONE! That item has been cut from the budget!


-- Rob Warnock
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From: utzoo!decvax!cca!fortune!rpw3@sri-unix
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Title: Original Jokes
Article-I.D.: fortune.84
Posted: Sun Jun 27 00:05:03 1982
Received: Tue Jun 29 04:38:16 1982
Subject: Original Jokes
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 1982 00:05:03 +0000
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