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Started by Deitrick
Fri, 07 Feb 1986 16:27
Offensive Jokes, the Space Shuttle, and Twits
Author: Deitrick
Date: Fri, 07 Feb 1986 16:27
Date: Fri, 07 Feb 1986 16:27
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IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT'S POSTED HERE, DON'T READ THESE ARTICLES! How many times do we have to say this? Just for emphasis, I'll repeat it: IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT'S POSTED HERE, DON'T READ THESE ARTICLES! You people who take positive action to read these articles and then complain about being offended remind me of an old joke: The Mother Superior of a convent of nuns called the city's chief of police to complain about a man and a woman in a neighboring house who were disturbing the nuns by making love near the couple's open window every morning and evening. To keep the Bishop off his back, the chief of police sent one of his detectives to the convent to check out the complaint and correct the problem. The assigned detective went to the convent one evening and asked to be shown this couple. The Mother Superior took the detective up the stairs to the back of the convent and showed him a small window at about shoulder height. The detective looked out the window and could see nothing except sky. He told this to the nun and she replied indignantly: "Why, you damned fool, of course you can't see anything that way! You have to stand up on that chair!" I also want to object to this sickeningly pious talk about the explosion of the Space Shuttle. You all make this sound as if those seven people were jerked off the streets against their wills and strapped on top of the biggest chemical bomb in Christendom by agents of the same conspiracy that gave us the Kennedy assasination and the Mediterranean fruit fly. That's bullshit. One of the marks of an adult is the willingness to accept the consequences of one's actions. The people on the shuttle crew were all extremely intelligent, they were all highly motivated, they were all volunteers, and they all knew (or should have known) the risk. They accepted that risk, and they lost. "But they're dead!", you angrily reply. Well, yeah, so they are. But I don't believe that this country is shocked. Only those people who saw it in person, and especially those people who had a personal investment in it (the families of the crew members, the engineers and technicians responsible for building and launching the shuttle) feel and *live* the shock. To the rest of us, it's just more TV theatre. Pick up any newspaper or news magazine and what do you read? Reports of amazingly catholic death and destruction: 2500 people killed in a gas leak in India, 278 soldiers killed in a plane crash in Newfoundland, 20000+ people killed in a volcano eruption in South America, millions of people starved to death in Africa, millions of people murdered in Cambodia, people killed in two's and three's in auto accidents everywhere. I've heard that the average American child will see something like 12000 murders on TV before that child is sixteen. Go to most any movie these days and what do you see? You see airplanes exploding, buildings exploding, car crashes, people being mowed down with automatic weapons, people dying or being killed in ways too numerous and too ingenious to list. So what's the effect of all this? No one sees what happens on those screens as *real*. No one believes that what's printed in those papers and magazines is *real*. It's all make believe and no matter how many times you say to yourself "But this time it's real!", part of you believes that once the scene is over and the photographers and reporters leave, someone will say "Cut!" and all the dead bodies will get up, brush themselves off, and go off for a can of Coke. Death and destruction are not real unless they happen to us or to someone we know. We've been inundated with scenes like this for so long that we've turned our empathy off in self defense. We no longer feel, and *that's* the tragedy. I have my Nomex suit at hand, so flame away. Carl Deitrick ihnp4!ihu1n!cbd *************************************************************************** The opinions expressed herein are mine and do not necessarily represent the opinions of AT&T Bell Labs ***************************************************************************
Re: Offensive Space shuttle Jokes
Author: Geoffrey Cooper
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1986 00:56
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1986 00:56
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I agree with your assessment of the exaggerated response to the space shuttle tragedy. However, in this indifferent age, any response to a tragedy is to be encouraged. The next time a disaster occurs (e.g., the recent train crash in alberta) we should all measure our response based on the human cost -- regardless of whether the disaster was seen live on national TV. - Geof Cooper
Re: Offensive Jokes, the Space Shuttle, and Twits (Long)
Author: Jay Jaeckel
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1986 19:20
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1986 19:20
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Discussion follows, ~100 lines long.
> IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT'S POSTED HERE, DON'T READ THESE ARTICLES!
>
> . . . But I don't
> believe that this country is shocked. Only those people who saw it in
> person . . .
> . . . To the rest of
> us, it's just more TV theatre.
>
> . . . No one sees what happens on those screens
> as *real*. . . .
> . . . part of you believes that once the scene
> is over and the photographers and reporters leave, someone will say "Cut!" and
> all the dead bodies will get up, brush themselves off, and go off for a can of
> Coke.
>
> I have my Nomex suit at hand, so flame away.
>
> Carl Deitrick
Take off your Nomex and relax; I will keep this response civil.
Your point is well taken that there is much (too much?) gore in entertainment;
the matter seems to be well-noted already by sociologists, and much discussed.
The resulting effects on our culture are controversial. Your implied social
criticism on this point is worthy discussion.
I take issue with your contention that the nation wasn't shocked and no-one
sees it all as real. I was shocked and I saw it as real. I took most of
the rest of the day off work, and was upset enough to go home for some
mildly sedative medication.
I see lots of gore on the screen -- I saw Star Wars multiple times; even the
light comedy The Gods Must Be Crazy showed an aircraft going cablooey. I
wasn't shocked. But the Space Shuttle blow-up (which I never did see on TV
myself) floored me.
Why do I not need a trank after seeing gore in fictional shows? Well, because
I know it isn't real.
Why do I get so upset over the Shuttle while not after learning of the
Newfoundland crash, the Mexico earthquake, the Bhopal gas leak, etc?
Well, because . . . Well, because . . .
Well, why? I'm not sure I know fully, and I don't think you know either.
I can easily believe that all the media hype -- not only after the explosion,
but also BEFORE it -- may have had a lot to do with it. Others on the net
(especially in net.columbia) have given many other opinions, which I won't
repeat here.
Above all, I take issue with your presumption to speak for me and the nation.
If you feel this way yourself, state it that way. If you really believe
that a large number of people feel as you do (as I did when I posted one of
the earlier requests for no-space-shuttle jokes), say something like
"... and I suspect a lot of other people feel the same way ..." (as I did).
And if you REALLY believe that EVERYBODY feels the same as you . . .
Well, I promised to stay civil.
The first large collection of sick shuttle jokes to be posted, by the way,
was NOT ROT-13. (J.S. said it was twice-ROTTEN.) It should have been
thrice-rotten, and each byte should have been right-shifted eight bits.
I dislike a lot of jokes I see here, but only the shuttle jokes have seemed
SO hurtful to me that I feel the mere posting of them is hurtful. That's why
I asked for them to be withheld. I haven't similarly asked for any other
jokes to be consigned to /dev/null.
This discussion is intended for all readers of net.jokes.d -- I think the
conclusions I would like to express are:
(1) DO participate is discussions and express your opinions.
(2) But please also exercise some restraint -- I think a joke must be
AWFULLY AWFULLY offesive to someone before it is reasonable to ask
for it to be squelched.
(3) Wherever the option exists to flame or stay civil, please choose
to stay civil. What end is gained by the proliferation of
space-shuttle magnitude flames here? I didn't even flame too hotly
in my initial criticism of the shuttle jokes, yet I got hate mail
for it, both privately and on the net. (Yes, I also got some civil
criticism.) Others since have flamed and counter-flamed much
more hotly on this net, on this and many other subjects.
(4) DO recognize that your opinions probably aren't universal, and allow
other people theirs without being too quick to flame them for it.
(5) If you MUST post jokes that you yourself recognize are sick (and I
admit, I've enjoyed a number of them), DO ROT-13 it!
I apologize for the length of this posting and for the phone bills it must
create. But, in the two months I've been reading this, I've been waiting for
someone else to say the things I say above, and I haven't seen it yet.
And I hope these views don't mean I'm a twit.
Oh, BTW -- The sociologists have also noted and studied the tendency of
computer net participants to flame one another mercilessly, in uncivil and
often abusive language. I saw a big newspaper article on this in some
paper several weeks ago.
-- Jay Jaeckel
...{decwrl,ucbvax}!imagen!jay
The opinions expressed above are certainly my own. I HOPE that at least
a FEW other netlanders share some of them.
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