Adhesives and Pastries

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1 total messages Started by ihnsslbo Mon, 21 Dec 1981 12:36

Author: ihnsslbo
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1981 12:36

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An impetuous young couple named Kelly
Are now forced to walk belly to belly.
Because in their haste
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
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There's a bakery a pretty girl runs
Where a bandit came brandishing guns.
With tears in her eyes
She said, "Take all my pies,
But keep your hands off of my buns!"

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