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Questions:

1) How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2) How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3) How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

4) How many UCLA football players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	(take that ucbvax!)





Answers:

1) None. Californians screw in a Jacuzzi.

2) None, you just go out and have a good time while I sit here alone
	and take my arthritis medication, as if that would do me any
	good. The pain is just killing me, driving me to an early grave
	but you don't care, so you just go out with that shiksa you
	care about so much more than your poor sick ..................

3) Only one, but only if it really wants to be changed.

4) Only one, but five take credit for it.

Enough for today.

					Dinty Moore