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     Two Mexicans were up in L.A. for the first time.  One night Fernando
Valenzuela was pitching for the Dodgers, so they decided to take in the
game.
     After a few innings they became hungry and decided to get something
to eat.  Just then a vendor came by shouting, "Hot dog!  Get your hot dog!"
     One of the Mexicans knew no English.  "Hot dog?" he asked his friend.
"Que es 'hot dog'?"
     "A ver," said his friend, who knew some English.  "Hot dog--perro
caliente."
     "Ecch!" said his friend.  "So that's what these norteamericanos eat
at baseball games?  Well, if it is the tradition, I am willing to try it
one time.  Let us buy some."
     So they each bought a hot dog.  
     The first fellow opened his up to look.  His face turned red.
     "Mira, amigo!  It's bad enough I have to eat this at all, but
just look what part of the dog they gave me!"