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I am resubmitting this (edited) version ov the hotdog joke
(for decvax!harpo!ber, and the whole net in case many people missed it)

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     Two foreigners were up in L.A. for the first time.  One night Fernando
Valenzuela was pitching for the Dodgers, so they decided to take in the
game.
     After a few innings they became hungry and decided to get something
to eat.  Just then a vendor came by shouting, "Hot dog!  Get your hot dog!"
     One of the foreigners knew no English.  "Hot dog?" he asked his friend.
"What is 'hot dog'?"
     "Let's see," said his friend, who knew some English.  "Dogs are
those animals who bark".
     "Ecch!" said his friend.  "So that's what these North Americans eat
at baseball games?  Well, if it is the tradition, I am willing to try it
one time.  Let us buy some."
     So they each bought a hot dog.  
     The first fellow opened his up to look.  His face turned red.
     "Look, friend!  It's bad enough I have to eat this at all, but
just look what part of the dog they gave me!"