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An executive for an American electronics firm was sent to Japan on
business.  On his first night, his host from the company he was
visiting took him to dinner, then gave him a night on the town - bars,
a show, a midnite snack, and finally, a setup with a whore back in his
hotel room.  Well, he took to the young lady with enthusiasm, and just
as he entered her, she let out a high scream and yelled, "Ichigumo!
Ichigumo!"  Hey, he thought to himself, I'm some stud, getting this
girl so excited!  They continued their sport into the wee hours.
  The next day, his host took him golfing.  When they reached the 18-th
hole, the host shot a hole in one.  Wishing to pay him a compliment,
but not really knowing any Japanese, he said, "Ichigumo!"  His host,
looking confused, turned around and said, "Why you say, Wrong Hole?"