A couple

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From: utzoodecvaxharpofloydcmcl2philab...
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1982 19:16

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How do you tell a lady from a diplomat?
  if a diplomat says 'Yes' he means 'Maybe';
  if a diplomat says 'Maybe' he means 'No';
  if a diplomat says 'No' he is no diplomat.

  if a lady says 'No' she means 'Maybe';
  if a lady says 'Maybe' she means 'Yes';
  if a lady says 'Yes' she is no lady.


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How do you know a gentleman?
  he pulls the skirt from a ladys ass after he gooses her.

david barto (sdcsvax!deb)

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From: utzoo!decvax!harpo!floyd!cmcl2!philabs!sdcsvax!davidson
Newsgroups: net.jokes.q
Title: A couple
Article-I.D.: sdcsvax.2161
Posted: Thu Jul  1 19:16:36 1982
Received: Sat Jul  3 01:36:09 1982
Subject: A couple
Date: Thu, 01 Jul 1982 19:16:36 +0000
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